After a long time alone, it might be scary to start dating again.
Of course, never judge individuals without hearing their side is the most crucial lesson.
So, I’ll tell you about a hilarious piece I read. Specifically, a 70-year-old widow seeking a new husband in the papers.
One day at home, the doorbell rang. However, she had no idea who was on the other side.
Read the amazing joke below and wait for the punchline.
In a newspaper ad, she stated: “Wanted!” Husband!” Must be my age, not hit me, not run on me, and decent in bed. Submit applications in person.
She answered the doorbell the next day. Opening the door revealed an old wheelchair-bound guy, shocking her. Both limbs were gone.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, or?” “I can’t believe it, you don’t have any legs!” said the widow.
The old guy smiled and remarked, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
Saying, “You don’t have any arms either!”She snorted.”
The old guy grinned again and said, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She arched an eyebrow and said, “Are you still good in bed?”
The elderly guy sat back and smiled, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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